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Commercial reflections of a Gen X Mom
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If you know me, you know I am not a drama queen. I mean I can freak out now and then but generally, I’m not a drama queen. I actually married a drama queen (sorry honey), so I have to be the calm one. But since I moved my oldest and first born to college
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This post is for all the Moms WHO ARE ALWAYS IN THEIR CARS 💞
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When my daughter was maybe 5, she came up to me and said she watched a show (maybe Blues Clues or Backyardigans) and learned about Blue Prints and she wanted to know if they also had Pink Prints. Oh, you clever child! You feminist! Love it! Just like her Mama, I thought. Not so fast
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This is a little ditty I created while on a work trip away from the fam. Sometimes it rhymes and sometimes it doesn’t. Whatever! I’ll miss you I’ll miss you when I’m at work I’ll miss you on the plane I’ll be thinking of you on my conference call with big haired Elaine I’ll miss
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Every Mom has one. A time of the year when literally everyone’s birthday happens all at once. Three kids born in February and a parent in March. Two kids born in June, a brother and also a Grandparent in June. When you reach the end of the month you say to friends, “I never want
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“I have no clean underwear” said my husband as I was unpacking from my business trip. I was half paying attention. “What?” I asked. “I have no clean underwear.” He said again. I’m still not getting it. Then it hit me, oh my god, HE WAS WAITING FOR ME TO WASH HIS UNDIES. But I
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Kind of like you’re at the spa. But not really. White waffle robes. Payment of $250 or more. Stretchy plastic coil key ring with a key to a blonde wooden locker where you place your clothes. These are about the only things that are the same in this situation except maybe for the nakedness on
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Let me start with who the heck let’s their preschool age child put stickers on their car window? Like real stickers. Puffy Troll stickers, Batman, Spider-Man and even the ones from the doctor’s office. Liam’s Mom does. That’s who. I mean she doesn’t drive a Lexus but she drives a pretty nice Honda. I think
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Twice this week I mentioned to someone that I was planning on wearing a dress with my Manolo Blahniks (my only pair) to a wedding. And twice I was returned with “who?” Who? Now child. how can you not know who Manolo Blahnik is? I am either starting to show my age or starting to
Always the Last to Bed 