marriage
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Why do men watch the same movies over and over again? If only I had a dollar for each time my husband had a Rambo or Rocky movie on. I’d be able to book my family trip to Rome RIGHT DAMN NOW.
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Some people call it Mom Thoughts. Mommy Delulu. But whatever it is, hear me out. I’m gonna share an idea that I think all wives, SO’s, GF’s, BF’s, MOFO’s and partners will like. Imagine for a moment, a place where husbands go when you can’t stand them anymore. Like when you can’t stand their face…
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Fast Food Dining Room If you’re a Dad of teen or tween And you’re craving a taco or burrito of bean Hear me out, do not ask them to dine in At the Taco Bell dining room of sin It’s colorful, bright and an old person’s delight With sticky booths of plastic and taco picture…
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This post is for all the Moms WHO ARE ALWAYS IN THEIR CARS 💞
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This is a little ditty I created while on a work trip away from the fam. Sometimes it rhymes and sometimes it doesn’t. Whatever! I’ll miss you I’ll miss you when I’m at work I’ll miss you on the plane I’ll be thinking of you on my conference call with big haired Elaine I’ll miss…
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Every Mom has one. A time of the year when literally everyone’s birthday happens all at once. Three kids born in February and a parent in March. Two kids born in June, a brother and also a Grandparent in June. When you reach the end of the month you say to friends, “I never want…
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“I have no clean underwear” said my husband as I was unpacking from my business trip. I was half paying attention. “What?” I asked. “I have no clean underwear.” He said again. I’m still not getting it. Then it hit me, oh my god, HE WAS WAITING FOR ME TO WASH HIS UNDIES. But I…
Always the Last to Bed 