Moms
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Why do men watch the same movies over and over again? If only I had a dollar for each time my husband had a Rambo or Rocky movie on. I’d be able to book my family trip to Rome RIGHT DAMN NOW.
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I probably should have named one of my kids Hope. It means a lot to me and has proved important throughout my life so far. Sometimes when life is challenging all we have left is hope. A bucket of hope, if you’re lucky. When life is good, keep believing in hope. When life gives you…
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Some people call it Mom Thoughts. Mommy Delulu. But whatever it is, hear me out. I’m gonna share an idea that I think all wives, SO’s, GF’s, BF’s, MOFO’s and partners will like. Imagine for a moment, a place where husbands go when you can’t stand them anymore. Like when you can’t stand their face…
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Fast Food Dining Room If you’re a Dad of teen or tween And you’re craving a taco or burrito of bean Hear me out, do not ask them to dine in At the Taco Bell dining room of sin It’s colorful, bright and an old person’s delight With sticky booths of plastic and taco picture…
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It all started in my friend’s Mom’s kitchen where she kept Andy Garcia and George Clooney tucked away. Sandy was the coolest Mom, we all looked up to her. Everyone wanted to tell her about their boyfriend troubles, how Brandon wanted to have sex already but they weren’t ready, or how they snuck out at…
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When kids are under 5, you might hear “Mommy, where are you?”, “Mommy, hand me my drink!” and the favorite “Mommy, I pooped, and I’m done!” But one day, it changes. One day, you’re no longer “Mommy”. Just when you least expect it, you very simply become “Mom.” It happens suddenly and out of nowhere,…
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As I’ve been learning about BTS through my daughter and growing to respect them a great deal, I can’t help but think– what would it be like to be their Mom???
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If you know me, you know I am not a drama queen. I mean I can freak out now and then but generally, I’m not a drama queen. I actually married a drama queen (sorry honey), so I have to be the calm one. But since I moved my oldest and first born to college…
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This post is for all the Moms WHO ARE ALWAYS IN THEIR CARS 💞
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So far, I’ve been trying to get to Walgreens for 8 days. How about you? What day of attempted prescription pick up are you on? Maybe you just received the first reminder call or text and you’re on day one. Or maybe you’re on day 4 and you’re hopeful and thinking “today’s the day I’ll…
Always the Last to Bed 